Very funny Southwest Airlines true story

January 5th, 2009
  • I'm visiting family in the Allentown, PA area this weekend and arrived Tuesday evening.

    In the Wednesday Allentown Morning Call was a story about how disappointed the director of the airport has been over Southwest choosing ISP over ABE as the newest WN destination.

    In jest, the airport director needled WN President Herb Keheller by sending him a Grinch Who Stole Christmas doll and matching Dr. Suess book.

    Southwest Airlines responded a few days later with the following poem:

    We're A-B-E.
    A-B-E we be.
    Would you like to fly to me?

    We will not go from here to there.
    We would not go there on a dare.
    We will not go there on a boat.
    We will not go there on a goat.

    We would not go there if we drove trains.
    You will not get our aeroplanes.
    You will not see us in your air.
    You will not get our great low fare.

    It's nothing personal we hope you see.
    We just can't fly to A-B-E.
    (YET!!!).


  • Speaking of another wannabe SWA location... ask the folks at Milwaukee... they built a new terminal exactly to Southwest Airlines specifications, but SW has no plans on going there... yet!







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